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Just because it’s morning doesn’t mean we can’t find a reason to laugh and start the day on a high note. Spending some time ...

Many of us rang in the New Year by partying hard, staying in, or simply taking a well-deserved break. Now that 2026 is officially here, there’s no better way to kick things off than with a few good ...

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Evan Allgood has contributed humor to The New Yorker since 2017. His work has also appeared in McSweeney’s and in Vulture, among other publications.

Editor’s Note: This article is purely satirical and fictitious. All attributions in this article are not genuine, and this story should be read in the context of pure entertainment only. The Stanford ...